I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection.
And even when my body is ready for rest, my mind won’t let it
I’ve been practising my overwhelmingly intimidating stare just to make you as uncomfortable as you made me. It’s such a wonderful feeling when my initial instincts were right all along. You’re just as selfish and disrespectful as I’ve always known. What a pity to have you as an addition to my family. 4 months to go and I’ll have no reason left to have to see or speak to you.